| Abiphone |
When Mithril Gourmand starts
- I HUNGER
- BRING ME EDIBLE MITHRIL
During the event
- I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I ONLY WANT THE BEST LOOKING MITHRIL PIECES!
- THEY LOOK SO GOOD
- WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR
- FEED ME
- I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING
- I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
- DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM
- MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS
- MY MEALS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN READY
- WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG
- I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS
- I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE FOREVER THEN
- I FORGOT TO BRING A SNACK
- 0/10, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, TAKING TOO LONG
- I AM RATING THIS ESTABLISHMENT ONE STAR ON DWELP
- I AM LEAVING A BAD RATING FOR THIS PLACE ON MINEADVISOR
- YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES
Bringing him an item that is not Tasty Mithril
- THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR! BRING TASTY MITHRIL TO ME NOW!
- EWWW WHAT IS THIS?
- DISGUSTING! I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED FOR FEEDING ME THIS GARBAGE!
Feeding him Tasty Mithril from another event
- THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN!
Feeding him Tasty Mithril after he's full
- PLEASE NO, NO MORE. I'M STUFFED!
When Don Expresso is fully fed
- I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD...
When the event ends
- I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROCK POISONING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN!
- Don Expresso's name is a reference to the Hypixel admin Donpireso.
- "Dwelp" and "Mineadvisor" are Dwarven Mines adaptations of Yelp and Tripadvisor.
- Feeding him Tasty Mithril grants the achievement "A Good Review".
|July 14th, 2021||Crystal Hollows Release||Don Expresso Added.|