Don Expresso
| Don Expresso | |
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| Category | NPC |
| Attributes | |
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 Merchant  No
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 Abiphone No
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 Garden Visitor No
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 Location
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| Dwarven Mines | 37 202 -123
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Don Expresso is an NPC that appears during the Mithril Gourmand mining event, located under a green stand in the Dwarven Village. He demands that players feed him Tasty Mithril.
Dialogue
 Don Expresso
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| Dialogue | Conditions |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: I HUNGER [NPC] Don Expresso: BRING ME EDIBLE MITHRIL |
When Mithril Gourmand starts |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, I ONLY WANT THE BEST LOOKING MITHRIL PIECES! [NPC] Don Expresso: THEY LOOK SO GOOD [NPC] Don Expresso: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR [NPC] Don Expresso: FEED ME [NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT HAPPY WITH HOW LONG THIS IS TAKING [NPC] Don Expresso: I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER [NPC] Don Expresso: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM [NPC] Don Expresso: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS [NPC] Don Expresso: MY MEALS SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN READY [NPC] Don Expresso: WHY IS THIS TAKING SO LONG |
During Mithril Gourmand |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: I AM NOT OKAY WITH THIS [NPC] Don Expresso: I MIGHT JUST STAY HERE FOREVER THEN [NPC] Don Expresso: I FORGOT TO BRING A SNACK [NPC] Don Expresso: 0/10, WOULD NOT RECOMMEND, TAKING TOO LONG [NPC] Don Expresso: I AM RATING THIS ESTABLISHMENT ONE STAR ON DWELP [NPC] Don Expresso: I AM LEAVING A BAD RATING FOR THIS PLACE ON MINEADVISOR [NPC] Don Expresso: YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES |
During Mithril Gourmand Continued |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: THIS ISN'T WHAT I ASKED FOR! BRING TASTY MITHRIL TO ME NOW! [NPC] Don Expresso: EWWW WHAT IS THIS? [NPC] Don Expresso: DISGUSTING! I'M GONNA GET YOU FIRED FOR FEEDING ME THIS GARBAGE! |
Bringing An Item That Is Not Tasty Mithril |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: THIS OLD MITHRIL IS STALE! DON'T EVER FEED THIS TO ME AGAIN! | Feeding Him Tasty Mithril From Another Event |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: PLEASE NO, NO MORE. I'M STUFFED! | Feeding Him Tasty Mithril After He's Full |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD... | When Don Expresso Is Fully Fed |
| [NPC] Don Expresso: I THINK I MIGHT HAVE ROCK POISONING, I NEED TO LAY DOWN! | When The Event Ends |
Trivia
- Feeding Don Expresso for the first time unlocks the Achievement "A Good Review".
- Don Expresso's name is a reference to the Hypixel [ADMIN] Donpireso.
- "Dwelp" and "Mineadvisor" are Dwarven Mines adaptations of Yelp and Tripadvisor.
History
 Alpha Hypixel Network
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| June 30th, 2021 | Crystal Hollows Release | Don Expresso Added. |
 SkyBlock Prototype
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| July 14th, 2021 | Crystal Hollows Release | Don Expresso Added. |
| July 27th, 2021 | Minor Patch | Added an Achievement for feeding Don Expresso some  Tasty Mithril.
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| August 22nd, 2023 | 0.19.3 | Speaking to Don Expresso will now consume all of your Tasty Mithrils at once.
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