Tel Kar
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For the Dwarven Mines NPC of a similar name, see Tal Ker. |
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Wyld Woods | -113 69 62
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Tel Kar is an NPC located in the Wyld Woods who explains the backstory of the Rift Dimension. They are based on Tal Ker.
Dialogue
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Dialogue | Conditions |
[NPC] Tel Kar: Hello. [NPC] Tel Kar: I would love to talk with you. [NPC] Tel Kar: But I don't think you have the time. [NPC] Tel Kar: Let's talk next time we meet. Need at least 2m30sф left! (He talks a lot.) |
If you don't have 2:30 ![]() |
[NPC] Tel Kar: Hello. [NPC] Tel Kar: I'm Tel Kar. [NPC] Tel Kar: You must be wondering what exactly this place is. Select an option: [Do you know anything about it?] |
If you have at least 2:30 ![]() |
[NPC] Tel Kar: I do! [NPC] Tel Kar: This is an alternate dimension. [NPC] Tel Kar: You arrived here through the portal, right? Select an option: [Yes, how do you know?] |
Selecting Do you know anything about it? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: That's because unlike me, you are not trapped in here. [NPC] Tel Kar: You are what I call a "tourist". Select an option: [Why are you trapped?] |
Selecting Yes, how do you know? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: Because I made the mistake of entering through a breach! [NPC] Tel Kar: You see, there is a breach near the portal you entered, in your world. [NPC] Tel Kar: As a dwarf, I spend considerable time exploring caves and mountains. [NPC] Tel Kar: And I stepped into it by accident! [NPC] Tel Kar: Anyway... [NPC] Tel Kar: Any breach has an extremely large impact on causality. This is why everything is so strange. [NPC] Tel Kar: Until that breach is tamed, anything that steps through it becomes a paradox and remains TRAPPED. Select an option: [How do we tame it?] |
Selecting Why are you trapped? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: I'm not certain, but I have a theory. [NPC] Tel Kar: I think you'll find the answer to that question at the top of the mountain, right here in the Rift. [NPC] Tel Kar: However, it won't be easy getting all the way up there. Select an option: [Why?] |
Selecting How do we tame it? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: Uh... [NPC] Tel Kar: How do I explain... [NPC] Tel Kar: You know about the three primary dimensions, right? [NPC] Tel Kar: Up-down. [NPC] Tel Kar: Left-right. [NPC] Tel Kar: Forward-backward. [NPC] Tel Kar: Right? [NPC] Tel Kar: They're also known as x, y and z. [NPC] Tel Kar: Well... [NPC] Tel Kar: Well, what if I told you this place has FIVE dimensions? Select an option: [Ok. What is the 4th one?] |
Selecting Why? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: It's usually recognized that TIME is the 4th dimension. [NPC] Tel Kar: But time does not flow in the Rift. [NPC] Tel Kar: You can use time around here just as well as you can move in 3D in your world, as if you can interact with the space-time continuum itself. [NPC] Tel Kar: It's a relatively superhot concept in physics. Select an option: [I'm following. What is the 5th dimension?] |
Selecting Ok. What is the 4th one? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: It is the only constant of SkyBlock... [NPC] Tel Kar: Randomness! [NPC] Tel Kar: Which is more accurately defined as possibilities. [NPC] Tel Kar: Most people and things have a reflection in other universes. [NPC] Tel Kar: Infinite reflections, one for each possibility. [NPC] Tel Kar: In your world, randomness is pre-defined. [NPC] Tel Kar: Only affected by powers like Magic Find. [NPC] Tel Kar: But here? [NPC] Tel Kar: Anything is possible. Select an option: [Sure, but what about the mountain?] |
Selecting I'm following. What is the 5th dimension? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: I was just about to explain! [NPC] Tel Kar: The closer you get to the top of the mountain, the stronger the distortion gets. [NPC] Tel Kar: Basically, the mountain might seem close to you in three dimensions... [NPC] Tel Kar: But in reality, it is very very far away in five dimensions! Select an option: [How do I reach it then?] |
Selecting Sure, but what about the mountain? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: No one knows for sure. [NPC] Tel Kar: But as you may have noticed, as you experience the Rift, you gain control over more and more time. [NPC] Tel Kar: So if you interact with everything in here, it might lead you to the mountain! [NPC] Tel Kar: Do you have any more questions? Select an option: [Yes. Do you have a soul for me?] |
Selecting How do I reach it then? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: What a coincidence! [NPC] Tel Kar: I do! [NPC] Tel Kar: See how this universe is filled with randomness? [NPC] Tel Kar: Take it! [NPC] Tel Kar: I loved talking with you! |
Selecting Yes. Do you have a soul for me? |
[NPC] Tel Kar: I would love talking more with you, but I'm not sure I have the time. [NPC] Tel Kar: It's a joke... I have infinite time! [NPC] Tel Kar: In fact I'm the exact opposite of you... [NPC] Tel Kar: Time is the only thing I have! [NPC] Tel Kar: Anyway, see you around. |
Talking after claiming his Enigma Soul |
Trivia
- Resembles Tal Ker from the Dwarven Mines.
History
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May 4th, 2023 | The Rift Release | Tel Kar Added. |
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June 20th, 2023 | The Rift Release | Tel Kar Added. |